The Mekano Set

Interior, The Good Ship, a London bar / live venue:

'Milk' (new-wave supply teacher) and 'Beth' (long-limbed dealer of baked-goods) are centre-stage. They are 'sound checking'.

MILK (puzzled): I don't seem to be able to sing one note in tune? What the fuck is going on?

BETH (as if stating the obvious): Erm... you're trying to sing it two octaves too high...

MILK: Oh yeah... you know what the problem is don't you?

BETH: you're sober?

MILK: yeah... I knew something wasn't right...

BETH: shall we drink?

MILK: yes, lets...

The Mekano Set